Is it me, or is the fightin'-est season of Survivor yet? For the second straight week, the reward challenge involved the sweaty, grubby, underwear-clad contestants grabbing on to any exposed flesh they could find and whipping their opponents around–in this case off a pier and into the water. Zhan Hu's self-appointed leader Dave decided to take the challenge one step further by stripping down to his bare ass to fight Viggo-style, which prompted a classic piece of Jeff Probst halting play-by-play: "Dave…crouching down like a cat…this is odd." But as often happens on Survivor, a physical challenge developed into a mental one: first as the contestants worked out strategy on the fly, trying to decide when and who to charge, and later when they got back to their camps, and realized what the challenge had revealed about their respective tribes' strengths and weaknesses.
So here was the dilemma kicked around by Fei Long this week after the tribe lost both the reward and immunity challenges: Should the tribe's core alliance vote out one of the weaker players, Leslie or Courtney, who were largely responsible for the blown challenges, or should they target one of the stronger players, James or Jean-Robert, who have proved annoying around the camp and will likely be dangerous in the weeks to come? I have to confess, it's this kind of careful calculation that makes watching Survivor so fascinating to me–much more so than the personality clashes between passive-aggressive creeps from different parts of the country.
Although Survivor: China has plenty of that going on as well. I missed seasons 3 through 12 of the show, so maybe I'm off-base about this, but of the five seasons I've watched, Season 15 so far has come closest to what Mark Burnett and company stated as Survivor's original intention: to observe how humans form societies in unusual circumstances. This year seems less about strategic alliances and food-gathering and more about day-to-day living. For example, there's been a lot about Dave's inability to listen to anyone's advice without getting defensive, and his tribe's inability to perform simple tasks without talking about it at length (and debating whether it will interfere with their need to "conserve energy for the challenges"…which is now going to become my go-to lazy-man's excuse when my wife asks me to clean the kitchen).
Meanwhile, back at Fei Long, gravedigger James catches a crab in one of his traps, and the tribe twists itself into knots trying to figure out what to do with it. James wants to cut it up and boil it for stock, so that everyone can have some with their rice. Aaron thinks that's pointless, because it'll be stretched too thin, so someone else suggests that since James caught the crab, he should get to eat it. But Aaron doesn't like that either, because it's not fair. If there's a recurring theme this season, dating back to the elimination of "Chicken" on episode one, it's contestants who criticize the choices being made without making any helpful suggestions of their own. It's like watching a presidential debate.