Chris Rock was almost Crank's Chev Chelios
Over at Deadspin, writer Ed Zitron has offered up a reassessment of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor’s 2009 flop Gamer.…
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Gerard Butler dives into the watchably dumb submarine thriller Hunter Killer
The week before Halloween is horror-movie season. But what could be scarier than the B-list action movies of Gerard…
The guys behind Crank took live-action video games a step further in Gamer
Watch This offers movie recommendations inspired by new releases or premieres, or occasionally our own inscrutable…
Gerard Butler's surprisingly entertaining Den Of Thieves is already getting a sequel
Den Of Thieves, last month’s heist film from first-time director Christian Gudegast, is exactly the sort of movie that…
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The low-rent Heat clone Den Of Thieves gives Gerard Butler his best role in ages
It’s very early morning and still dark as an armored car moves west through the Los Angeles suburb of Gardena. The…
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The ridiculous Geostorm gives new meaning to the term "disaster movie"
In the tradition of KFC’s Famous Bowl—famously described by Patton Oswalt as “a failure pile”—comes Geostorm, which…
Feel true terror with this vintage clip of Gerard Butler auditioning to be Dracula
Unquestionably the best month, October allows all horror fans to impose scary movies on everyone around them. Don’t…
Zack Snyder’s 300 presaged the howling fascism of the alt-right
“Was that racist, or did it just seem racist?” That was the basic idea of the conversation that my friends and I had as…
What happened to Gerard Butler’s career?
About 10 years ago, Gerard Butler and his washboard abs blasted onto the big screen in the box-office hit 300, making…
The greatest movie poster of our time comes to life in the first Geostorm trailer
From the eye-catching one-sheets of Saul Bass to the memorably strange plot interpretations of Warsaw Pact-era Poland…
Gerard Butler to stab air travel in the brain in Angel Has Fallen
Apparently President Benjamin Asher, Aaron Eckhart’s tough-guy Commander in Chief in the —Has Fallen series of films,…
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Gerard Butler scowls his way through the atrocious London Has Fallen
“Go back to Fuckheadistan,” growls Neanderthal Secret Service agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) as he knifes a…
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Look on Gods Of Egypt, ye Mighty, and be baffled
In Alex Proyas’ overlong and very silly Gods Of Egypt, 10-foot-tall Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), playboy heir to the…
Chicago, see London Has Fallen early and for free
Way back in 2013, two different “Die Hard in the White House” movies wound up hitting theaters within mere months of…
Chicago, see Gods Of Egypt early and for free
Now that the studio and director Alex Proyas have apologized for the whitewashed cast of Gods Of Egypt, they hope…
New trailer attempts to give Gods Of Egypt a more human (though still white) face
Though the first trailer for Gods Of Egypt was clearly one of mankind’s greatest cinematic achievements, it did raise a…
Lionsgate responds to Gods Of Egypt whitewashing: “Our bad”
Gods Of Egypt, the upcoming swords-and-sandals epic that also happens to have giant ridable snakes, looks like it’s…
Based on this ridiculous trailer, Gods Of Egypt might be the best/dumbest movie ever
There are a few films so important to humanity that they practically define our entire culture. Without movies like The…
The London Has Fallen trailer will stab you in the brain (metaphorically, of course)
Olympus Has Fallen was a really dumb movie, but it was a fun dumb movie. That part where Gerard Butler stabbed that…
Big Ben safe for now as London Has Fallen gets pushed to March 2016
Focus Features has moved the release date of its action disaster movie London Has Fallen from January 22 to March 4,…