Lindsay Lohan loses legal battle over Grand Theft Auto character

In 2014, Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against Take-Two Interactive and Rockstar Games, claiming that a trashy celebrity character in Grand Theft Auto V named Lacey Jonas was clearly an “unequivocal” representation of her. Lohan’s suit went into detail about the character’s clothes, saying the character’s “hats, hair…

Lindsay Lohan to star in British sitcom with Rupert Grint

While she waits for a Mean Girls musical to get off the ground—with herself in tow—Lindsay Lohan has also been delving further into TV. There’s that reality competition series she’s pitched, which would see her running people’s social media accounts while also subjecting them to the feats of Lohan. The Parent Trap …

Lindsay Lohan’s dream cast for Disney’s Little Mermaid remake includes Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has been using Instagram of late to highlight her visit with Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and tout a trip to the United Nations. She’s also employing the platform to not-so-subtly hint that Disney should cast her in the studio’s live action remake of The Little Mermaid. Needless to say,…

Two new Mean Girls projects are in the works, only one of which exists solely in Lindsay Lohan’s head

We’ll be honest: We weren’t expecting to spend the penultimate day of 2016 writing about two separate projects centered on a 12-year-old vehicle for the nonsense word “fetch.” But that’s exactly what’s happening, with two different takes on Tina Fey’s high school classic Mean Girls making headlines today; one in the…

Saint West as Jesus, and other surprise pairings of tabloid pics and fine art

The Twitter account TabloidArtHistory sets out with a pretty clear mission: pair tabloid snapshots with the pieces of fine art they most clearly resemble. It’s only been around since Sunday and already found 58 such pairings, but the results so far are consistently incisive. The easy argument here would be to…

My father the cat: 12 movie parents who learned their supernatural lesson

The concept behind Nine Lives, which comes out this week, is both totally bonkers and totally clichéd: Kevin Spacey plays a billionaire businessman obsessed with work who neglects his wife (Jennifer Garner) and daughter (Malina Weissman), who adore him. Then magical pet-shop owner Christopher Walken sells him a cat…

UPDATED: A hacked Twitter account probably devised Lindsay Lohan’s Brexit strategy

It’s official: the United Kingdom has voted to leave the European Union, a wide-ranging, complicated decision that we’re somehow forced to talk about via the label Brexit, a portmanteau that sounds like the latest puffed rice innovation from Kellogg. Understandably, social media is already swirling with Brexit-themed…

Read This: Here’s why celebrities are shilling for laxative teas on Instagram

They’re sold under a variety of names, including Bootea, MateFit, and Skinny Bunny, but they’re all basically the same: teas that contain senna, a plant with a laxative effect. Senna is found in FDA-approved products like Ex-Lax, but there’s a burgeoning industry built around what’s called “teatox,” a cockamamie…

Dead ringers: 21 pairs of cinematic twins

In upcoming movie release Legend, Tom Hardy portrays both villainous Kray brothers. In doing so, he tackles that favorite high-wire feat of those in the acting profession: playing two separate characters in the same movie who happen to be identical twins. A variety of actors have gone before Hardy to take on this type…

Manuel Noriega sues Call Of Duty studio for making him a figure of Lindsay Lohan-esque evil

Manuel Noriega, the former Panamanian dictator who was so corrupt that the U.S. Senate once christened him the chief of the world’s first “narcokleptocracy,” has sued the makers of Call Of Duty: Black Ops II because the game depicts him as evil. As The New York Times reports, Noriega’s suit accuses Activision Blizzard…

Lindsay Lohan sues over awful Grand Theft Auto character she says is clearly based on her

Image-conscious person Lindsay Lohan has made good on last year’s threats against the makers of Grand Theft Auto V, filing a lawsuit over its vain, vapid, scandal-ridden celebrity character Lacey Jonas—a character whose risible attributes, Lohan claims in a lawsuit filed on public record, are clearly modeled on her…

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