Olivia Benson tries to solve the case, "Will Taylor Swift be at the Emmys?"

Of course, those Swifties really plugged into the movements of the world’s most celebrated and hounded singing star know from TMZ that [SPOILER] Swift is actually at the Monday Night Football game over on ESPN, cheering on new husband Travis Kelce’s Kansas City Chiefs. (Swift’s sitting in the luxury boxes with Tom Cruise of all people, but the hulking Kelce likely isn’t all that concerned.) 

But that didn’t stop Hargitay from donning her well-worn cop-wear as Olivia Benson assembled Ice-T’s Finn Tutuola and the rest of her TV squad examine the Charlie Kelly-worthy evidence board she’s prepared to figure out the elusive Swift’s next move. Tracing clues that would stump the world’s greatest detectives (Abbott Elementary‘s six seasons plus the series’ equals 13—Taylor’s favorite number!), Benson feverishly races against time to solve the case. 

But, wait, who’s that mysterious blonde detective who seems to have the inside scoop on all of Swift’s movements? Appearing like a beautiful ghost, the pale specter in a pantsuit drops enigmatic hints, leading to Hargitay circling around to the well-known fact that Swift’s cat is named Olivia Benson. But Mariska Hargitay is Olivia Benson! Or is she? Or is Taylor Swift a multiversal traveler of some kind? This sounds like a case for Olivia Benson.