Do you hate commenting on blogs? Do you instead prefer contacting the writer directly, asking him/her questions about the post, engaging the author, maybe calling them names––you know, good-natured ribbing––and in the process perhaps forging a bond that can only be made in the shadowy privacy of email? Well, you're weird. But if you want to email me, now you can: firstname.lastname@example.org. Use it for when you want to agree with me, or vehemently disagree with me and everything I stand for. You could also use it to ask me a question about pop culture (or the deep rivers of discontent that wind through my body like so much blood). Or if you want to send me an unflattering picture of Star Jones. (Although, they're all unflattering, so it better be spectacular). Anyway, I want to be able to say I have a mailbag, so let's get this going.