• Crystal says during a commercial break that he wrote and directed Mr. Saturday Night, in addition to starring in it, so he’s in bad shape if the film isn’t a hit. It wasn’t. Going up against The Last Of The Mohicans for its opening weekend, it was thoroughly trounced. Captain Ron, which had been out for two weeks, even beat it. The film would be dropped from theaters in three weeks, grossing only $13 million.


• Beverly to Larry and Jeannie: “You guys are pathetic. This is so unprofessional. You wouldn’t catch black folks doing this. The man takes charge, and the woman gets what she wants without making a fuss.”