The live-action Doug movie trailer is full of creepily pigmented people

Doug, that beet-fueled Nickelodeon cartoon from the ’90s, pumped kids full of ennui before they even knew that lounging about and pondering the inevitability of life was a viable option for spending an afternoon. Fittingly, this homemade trailer for a fake Doug feature film spins the tale of Doug Funnie as a moody indie film along the line of Garden State: Doug returns to Bluffington after college and struggles to reclaim his niche: