The Modern Family Dunphy home can be yours for $2.3 million
The house that serves as the Dunphy clan’s home on Modern Family—at least for exterior shots—is up for sale. For $2.3 million, you and your family will have the perfect place to be outlandishly passive-aggressive to each other for comedic purposes, at least until the last couple minutes of each half-hour, during which you will remember how much you love each other.
So, yes, we can all enjoy the fantasy of being the Dunphys, but the real highlight here is the bubbly prose that accompanies the property listing. It’s the kind of writing that should be put in a jar and sold next to the register at a Yankee Candle store.
Your regular Joe Punchclock might be content to say that the house makes a nice first impression. But the high-powered scribe at LA Luxury Real Estate takes us on a journey:
With crafted crown molding, rich and warm, solid mahogany hardwood floors throughout, and a wonderfully traditional and sturdy mahogany banister and staircase to greet us, it’s no wonder we feel a figurative, yet welcoming, first-impression hug. Turning to our immediate left, we venture into the comfortably formal living room. An oxymoron, yes, but the current homeowner’s golden doodle, “Maddie” shows us what comfy really looks like.