Thankfully, CollegeHumor is here to fill the gap with an ad for a bowl startup called Oyster & Toot. “Human beings have a wonderful tradition of food and feeding each other and sharing. That’s what bowls are about,” says inventor and spokesman Bobby Moynihan. Moynihan, by the way, is playing himself (“I started a bowl company after acting for years,” he claims soberly).
By creating “complete vertical bowl integration,” Moynihan has taken the “guesswork” out of bowl shopping. But this wouldn’t be a modern startup if it weren’t also a lifestyle brand, so you can bet that they’ve found a way to make its message about unity while also incorporating a charity component. All innovation must serve a grander purpose, after all.
This video’s grander purpose? Dissuading the guy who’s currently crafting this thing for real in his college dorm room.
[via Digg]
