The trailer for Jersey Shore: Season 3: Back to nature, where the girls are "easier"

We’ve barely absorbed the maxims and morals of the most recent chapter of the Jersey Shore saga, but as you will learn from this trailer, January 6 sees the debut of an all-new epic verse, heralded by the clarion call of the cast’s newly acquired “Grenade Whistle” (which is not, in fact, a whistle). Outside of these estimable leaps forward in communication skills, however, the evolution of the Jersey Shore species remains comfortably plateaued; they even swim back upstream to the Seaside Heights beach where they were born in order to spawn. That should be a lot easier this time around, as Vinny points out that, unlike the chaste and blushing maidens of Miami, the girls in Jersey are just “easier,” given that their natural instinct is to flock toward boom microphones and then hump whatever’s underneath them.