The women of Saturday Night Live tell men shocked by sexual harassment revelations, "Welcome To Hell"

The vapid, upbeat bubblegum tone of the song never wavers, even as the women (and guest vocalist Leslie Jones, who reminds the four that women of color have it “a million times worse”) run down a truly horrifying-in-its-ordinariness list of all the things women have to put up with every damned day. Keys bristling defensively through fingers, perpetual wariness, secret door-locking desk buttons—all smilingly thrust into the faces of those dudes complaining that all this sexual harassment and assault news is totally getting them down. (A truly dispiriting roster of things that have been ruined for all time for women includes: parking, walking, Uber, ponytails, bathrobes, nighttime, drinking, hotels, vans.) As featured player Melissa Villaseñor puts it after showing up as equally abused female icons from Joan of Arc to the “We Can Do It!” factory worker, “That’s why your momma’s always so tired.” In a deceptively defiant anthem signaling the end of silently accepting the shitty state of affairs so that men won’t feel too uncomfortable enjoying their privilege, the coquettishly crooning singers conclude, “Yeah, it ain’t fair, but pull up a chair.” Welcome to hell, boys.