The world is still being terrorized by bad bronze representations of famous people
Just when you thought it was safe to go into a public park or a hall of fame, another bizarre approximation of a famous person’s face has been cast in bronze. Curse you, copper! Why must your alloys torment us by making our famous people look like unrecognizable monsters? Following what happened to Lucille Ball, Kurt Cobain, Anton Yelchin, Cristiano Ronaldo, and so many others, soccer star Brandi Chastain has now been cursed with a commemorative plaque at the Bay Area Sports Hall Of Fame that looks less like her and more like a cross between Gary Busey and the 1985 version of Biff Tannen.