Perhaps you already believe your tweets to be as beautiful and profound as actual poetry. Chances are you’re wrong. But you can turn your tweets into majestic, marginally coherent poems with Poetweet, a generator that pulls random tweets from your account to compose a sonnet, a rondel, or an indriso. So if nothing else, you’ll at least learn what those three different poem formats are. The generator is mostly good at determining which words rhyme with each other, but as with most tweet generators, it’s far from perfect. But shouldn’t poetry allow room for imperfection? Think on that, y’all.
Your committed Great Job, Internet! correspondent plugged her own handle into the generator to make sweet, sweet verse. Here are the results:
1st grade, a sonnet
Gemini season!!!!!!
I MISS U SO MUCh, LUKE DANES
We are the same person
Has something along these lines?
Support a major gun control bill
I think we were in a relationship
Alicia end up with Ghost Will?
And it nearly broke our friendship
Having never lit my hair on fire
Same
This reads like satire
N banging on the reg by the end
HOW DO YOU KNOW
So fun 2 be my friend