James Franco’s thoroughly unnecessary adaptation of The Sound And The Fury. It’s the Faulkner/Franco joint no one’s been waiting for!
Destination America’s Exorcism: Live! The only thing spookier than a ghost hunter trying to exorcise demons from a possibly haunted house on live TV is trying to find some channel called Destination America in the dark, mysterious fringes of cable.
Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Teresa Checks In. Worst episodes of Orange Is The New Black ever.
Domino’s order-by-emoji ads. Makes sense: The garishly colored, flat, cartoon pizza emoji looks about as appetizing as a Domino’s pepperoni pizza.
The least essential award show of the year, the CMA Awards. Ain’t nothin’ more country than spending hours with your glam squad to walk a red carpet and sing about pickup trucks and whiskey on prime-time on ABC.
