E!’s thoroughly ridiculous, but yet not ridiculous enough nighttime soap, The Royals. This is a post-Empire world. A wild-child princess and Elizabeth Hurley as the queen of England just aren’t gonna cut it.
Easter-themed liquid horror, Peeps-flavored milk. Sure, but can you watch the milk expand to twice its size in the microwave? Cause that’s the only thing Peeps are good for.
The Apple Watch. Apparently the next big advancement in iPhone technology is to make everyone look like kids playing secret service agents.
Starbucks’ newest revolting drinkable desserts, the Tiramisu Latte and the Caramel Flan Latte. It’s the taste of your favorite dessert, drenched in coffee, and without all that pesky chewing.
The annual return of The Long Island Medium. Every winter, she pops her hair helmet out of her hole, and pretends to see hundreds of ghosts so that she can exploit grieving families for fun and profit.
