Nation granted reprieve as Trump inadvertently bans microphones from press conference

There is, apparently, an upside to the president violating press freedom: Not having to hear his thoughts.

Nation granted reprieve as Trump inadvertently bans microphones from press conference

If Donald Trump speaks on TV, but no audience can hear him, did he make a sound? That’s one of the new philosophical queries we’re looking to unpack during our latest attack on press freedom. Last week, the president banned much of his press pool from the White House because they don’t sufficiently flatter the 80-year-old leader of the free world. This is per social media’s most dogged Trump hound, Aaron Rupar, who shared a video of Trump’s participation in what is reportedly a “ribbon cutting ceremony,” but we’ll never know for sure because the audio wasn’t recorded. “Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there’s no audio because the press pool isn’t there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump’s attacks on the press ‘backfiring just a little bit.'”

“[Inaudible],” the President said during the ceremony. “[Sounds of blaring machinary].”

“LMFAO,” Rupar wrote. LMFAO, indeed. ROFLMAO, even. 

Last week, in a series of tirades against the media, which keeps pointing out how unpopular his administration is (despite his support from the diarrhea virus), Trump announced that he was banning CNN, MSNOW, Politico, The New York Times, and The Washington Post from the White House. This is particularly troubling for The Washington Post, which has spent the last two years trying to out-Bari Bari Weiss, to mixed results. Though the ban will likely be challenged in court, where a Trump-appointed judge who the president believes is “biased” against him will preside, five major networks CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, and even Fox News, have since begun boycotting designated press pool events. However, Trump inadvertently highlighted the symbiotic relationship between the president and the press. With no press pool, there are no microphones; with no microphones, there is no audio; and without audio, the public is granted a brief reprieve from the bizarre ramblings of our addled President Grandpa.

LMFAO — Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there’s no audio because the press pool isn’t there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump’s attacks on the press “backfiring just a little bit”

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) September 21, 2026 at 10:51 AM

 
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