Turns out there is such a thing as too much rice

While it sometimes often may not feel that way, Twitter can be good! There are cute animals sometimes. It can be an important tool for protest. Every once in awhile someone like Ted Cruz likes a porny tweet and then it remains funny forever. And every so often when a truly bizarre thing happens to a person, the rest of the world gets a front-row seat in real time.
So a guy ordered some rice in bulk.
Here’s the thing about wonderful occurrences like this one: They most often take the form of very long threads. While we would very much like to share each and every tweet with you, that would make for a very long article that might crash your browser and we can’t have that. But please, do yourself a favor and read the whole thing, starting with the tweet above. (And maybe visit Shiv Ramdas’s Patreon, as his work, much of it speculative fiction, sounds extremely cool.)
So back to the truck filled with rice. Some clarity:
So this is all being relayed by phone, and it is an actual truck filled with actual rice, like Costco is restocking their rice and the truck just pulled up, only it’s not a Costco, it’s someone’s home. It’s that much rice.
And it turns out Ramdas, by virtue of his work in genre, was the perfect person to share this experience with the world.