Bravo has another major Vanderpump break-up on its hands
While it's not quite Scandoval levels (yet), The Valley stars Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright are apparently splitting up

Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright Photo: Erik Voake/Getty Images for Wrangler
While we can probably never hope to live again in an era as rich with subtext, meaning, and sheer existential beauty as the heart of Vanderpump Rules’ “Scandoval” era, we are moved to note tonight that another Bravo-branded marriage is now apparently in serious danger of dissolving, right before a reality show heavily featuring said marriage is set to air. Specifically, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright, who were literally married on Bravo, after being cast members for several years on Vanderpump, are apparently splitting up. This may have some slight impact on the rollout of their new reality series The Valley, which is, in part, about the two of them making it work as affluent suburban parents, so, y’know, whoops.