Wait, how is Ryan Murphy only just now doing a Jeffrey Dahmer show?

Today, in news that feels like it should have arrived in, like, 2014, right?: Ryan Murphy is making a TV show about Jeffrey Dahmer. Variety reports that America’s premier employer of TV murder clowns and historical re-enactors (at least, for the real knife-y bits of history) has set up a new limited series about the notorious serial killer as part of his big fancy deal at Netflix. Titled Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story, the series will track the many, many instances in which Dahmer—who killed, mutilated, ate, etc.’d at least 15 people in the back quarter of the 20th century, but who had the good luck to be born white in America—was arrested or otherwise investigated, but then let go, by authorities who just couldn’t believe this nice young man was killing and otherwise doing terrible things to all these other nice young men.