What Happens In Vegas Better Be A Joke

Before watching the trailer for What Happens In Vegas, there are a few things you have to push to the back of your mind, lest your head overheat from processing all the incredibly annoying, wacktastic, gimmicky, implausible elements smashed into those terrible two and a half minutes:
1. All forms of logic.
2. The reasonable questions, "Why don't they just split the money?" And "They know that $1.5 million each is still a great deal of money, right?"
3. Your knowledge of the American judicial system which, though probably limited, includes the fact that a judge (even The Honorable Dennis Miller) wouldn't sentence two people to live out the plot of the world's worst romantic comedy.