Every once in a while, a pop culture "controversy" will bubble to the surface like so many frothy vomit punchlines told by Glenn Beck, and it will fill you with a vague fog of rage. Certainly something about it makes you angry, but you're not sure what. You need to hone your ire, whittle it down to a sharp prison yard shank of emotion—and The Hater is here to help you. Together we can harness your negativity, which, as we all know, is a great source of energy. Let's Choose Your Outrage!
On his Sirius radio show The Foxxhole (Siriusly?), Jamie Foxx recently took time out of his busy hamming-for-oscars/ partying-with-Ron-Howard-at-the-autotune-club schedule to tell Miley Cyrus her smile is too gummy. The good news is: There's audio! (This is also the bad news.)
a. When Jamie Foxx pretends he doesn't know who Miley Cyrus is.
b. That Jamie Foxx thinks it's hilarious and edgy to point out that Miley Cyrus has big gums.
c. That Jamie Foxx has his own personal zoo crew.
d. That radio has been around for more than a century, and having a bunch of people laugh and talk over each other is currently the best radio format idea we can come up with.
e. The fact that comedian Jamie Foxx doesn't even realize that Miley Cyrus was clearly joking around when she said that she was going to "destroy" Radiohead.
f. That Jamie Foxx n' Zoo Crew were tearing apart a 16-year-old in thoroughly unfunny ways in an effort to stir up controversy and attention for their Extended Fart Noise Remix (Dirty Version) of a radio show.
