What Will Smith's New School Is Going To Be Like
Will Smith, of Fresh Prince, Hancock, putting his kids in movies, and "Ha Ha I'm not a Scientologist!" fame is opening a new private school in California for some reason.
According to
this article, and the school's website, here's what that school is going to be like:
1. It's a normal school, with a totally normal, non-scientology-sounding name, that just happens to be funded by a movie star:
Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, have founded the New Village Academy, scheduled to open in September.
2. It's a place where kids of all backgrounds can come together and learn in a way that Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard would have approved of:
The school will use instructional methods developed by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard called study technology. And a few teachers belong to the church.
3. A school with the best staff, technology, and only the best totally normal, not-at-all creepy-sounding interrogation & re-education, uh, I mean, mastery testing & gentle reteaching rooms:
* Students are required to demonstrate 100% mastery of a skill before they move on. Testing is done in a separate classroom. If a student has not achieved mastery, he or she is gently re-taught until ready to move on.