Which one is creepier?

You decide.

I personally think that the Gawker Stalker Map is pretty funny (just scroll down and look at the picture of Christopher Meloni or Ice Cube). It's also a great celebrity equalizer. Lindsay Lohan recieves the same treatment as Dean Winters (you know, that guy from Oz). Debbie Gibson and Julia Roberts both have their own little location numbers, and are on the same level. Finally.

Besides, Ryan Seacrest is, in all probability, a robot. If you don't believe me, check out his profile on E! Online.

Here's an excerpt: '"I am looking forward to being part of the E! team," says Seacrest. "This unique opportunity allows my company to take the next step in providing multimedia content."'

You can almost hear the clanging of his mechanical heart as it beats against the wall of his metallic chest.