Potentially bringing an end to the successful breeding program that has shaped the future of entertainment, complementary genomes Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are reported to have separated after 13 years of marriage and two lucrative children. Of course, this rumor stems from the ironically named In Touch Weekly, a tabloid that frequently amuses itself with flights of fancy such as tirelessly declaring Jennifer Aniston pregnant and secretly married or barren and suicidal on a monthly revolving cycle, while more generally serving as America’s foremost doomsayers of celebrity relationships based entirely on evidence such as a photo of someone not wearing their ring at the gym.