Zack Snyder wants to do his Zack Snyder thing to George Washington next
American history is cool, or at least cooler than every other country’s stupid history, but it’s still pretty boring overall. Despite all of the wars and democratically held elections, the history of the United States is missing an extra little bit of pop that would really make it worth learning about. Like, maybe the Founding Fathers could be just a little bit more muscular, and maybe they could’ve done a lot more slow-motion posing and punching. Basically, what American history needs is Zack Snyder, and—thankfully—it might just get him.