• aux Mother, tell your children to help Danzig make a movie out of his line of horny horror comics By William Hughes August 10, 2018 | 1:44am
• aux Casey Affleck apologizes for "unprofessional" behavior that led to harassment lawsuits against him By William Hughes August 10, 2018 | 12:12am
• aux Brie Larson and Michael B. Jordan are teaming up to battle injustice, but not in a fun superhero way By William Hughes August 9, 2018 | 11:06pm
• aux It's Rumor Time: Okay, fine, maybe Idris Elba really will be the next James Bond By William Hughes August 9, 2018 | 9:09pm
• aux We're giving away RBG prize packs in honor of everyone's favorite easily-acronymed justice By William Hughes August 9, 2018 | 5:00pm
• aux Art House Theater Day is back to celebrate John Landis' bonkers first feature By William Hughes August 9, 2018 | 3:48am
• aux James Gunn is going to be just fine By William Hughes August 9, 2018 | 1:53am
• aux Ben Schwartz to become cinema's first Sonic The Hedgehog By William Hughes August 9, 2018 | 1:31am
• aux Forget Aquaman: Let's baselessly speculate about what the rest of the Justice League has been doing all year By William Hughes August 8, 2018 | 11:17pm
• aux The USMC would like you to know that being in armed combat is exactly like playing Super Smash Bros. By William Hughes August 8, 2018 | 9:54pm
• aux Yeah, the FCC's John Oliver-related "cyber-attack" claims were bullshit By William Hughes August 8, 2018 | 9:01pm
• film Heel turns: 23 movie stars cast against type as villains By The A.V. Club, Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, Katie Rife, Clayton Purdom, William Hughes, Jesse Hassenger, Noel Murray, Laura Adamczyk, Gwen Ihnat August 8, 2018 | 11:00am
• aux Twitter refuses to ban Alex Jones, says a bunch of words while failing to justify it By William Hughes August 8, 2018 | 2:51am
• aux Epix announces a Slaughterhouse-Five TV adaptation By William Hughes August 8, 2018 | 12:53am
• aux We'll have to wait a little longer to bask in the silliness of Chris Pratt's Cowboy Ninja Viking movie By William Hughes August 7, 2018 | 10:31pm
• aux Eighth Grade to screen for actual eighth graders, for free By William Hughes August 7, 2018 | 9:25pm
• aux Tonight's TCA Awards confirm we all have extremely good taste By William Hughes August 5, 2018 | 3:00am
• aux Patrick Stewart is bringing back Jean-Luc Picard for a new Star Trek series By William Hughes August 4, 2018 | 8:51pm
• aux Russia names Steven Seagal as its special envoy to the U.S., lucky us By William Hughes August 4, 2018 | 8:36pm
• aux It's 3 p.m., so let's watch 2 Live Crew invite a dead-eyed Donahue audience to drink their cum By William Hughes August 4, 2018 | 8:00pm
• aux Boots Riley says Sorry To Bother You isn't getting international distribution because it's a "black" movie By William Hughes August 4, 2018 | 7:07pm