Articles by Dan Neilan
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aux The actual Millennium Falcon is on Google Earth
By Dan Neilan November 9, 2017 | 4:50pm
aux Today's proof that we've entered a post-human dystopia is the rise of rent-a-family-member companies
By Dan Neilan November 8, 2017 | 7:15pm
aux Watch a guy refuse to go for the car on The Price Is Right , shattering audience's dreams
By Dan Neilan November 8, 2017 | 4:52pm
aux Eric Andre's nearest comedic equivalent may be Bugs Bunny
By Dan Neilan November 6, 2017 | 4:44pm
aux The frowning pile of shit is tearing the emoji world apart
By Dan Neilan November 3, 2017 | 6:06pm
aux Here’s 2002’s Spider-Man playing on an era-appropriate cellphone
By Dan Neilan November 3, 2017 | 4:11pm
aux Like all of us, Kumail Nanjiani is terrified of social media
By Dan Neilan November 2, 2017 | 6:30pm
aux Apparently Alex Trebek once ate a mountain of weed brownies
By Dan Neilan November 2, 2017 | 4:30pm
aux Don’t hold your breath for a happy ending in Bojack Horseman
By Dan Neilan November 1, 2017 | 6:51pm
aux Aziz Ansari accepts a comedy award by shitting all over the show
By Dan Neilan November 1, 2017 | 4:10pm
aux The declassified JFK files have at least one great detail for conspiracy theorists
By Dan Neilan October 27, 2017 | 7:12pm
aux Dumb man tweets at wrong person
By Dan Neilan October 27, 2017 | 4:05pm
aux Here is a blessedly thorough rebuttal to those “Everything Wrong With”
By Dan Neilan October 26, 2017 | 7:41pm
aux Ivanka Trump shared a 21-minute playlist perfectly designed for efficient lovemaking
By Dan Neilan October 26, 2017 | 4:00pm
aux May all our fallout bunkers be turned into Star Wars droids
By Dan Neilan October 25, 2017 | 3:56pm
aux Take a tour of some relaxing, authentic video game bathrooms
By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 8:58pm
aux John Malkovich might have a blood feud against an animated dinosaur movie
By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 6:13pm
aux The Weather Channel is now only covering Puerto Rico: “America, this is still happening”
By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 5:58pm
aux That giant robot battle was fake because there is nothing good left in this world
By Dan Neilan October 19, 2017 | 6:47pm
aux Somebody in Congress thinks Porgs are “dope”
By Dan Neilan October 19, 2017 | 4:13pm
aux Feel yourself instantly radicalized with this Kardashian income calculator
By Dan Neilan October 18, 2017 | 5:37pm
