Articles by Gabe Worgaftik
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aux Kanye has, at last, explained why his sandals were too small
By Gabe Worgaftik August 28, 2018 | 8:16pm
aux Check out these extremely wet unboxing videos
By Gabe Worgaftik August 22, 2018 | 5:37pm
aux The magician hosts of Shezam! tackle the question: “What’s it like to be a woman in magic?”
By The A.V. Club, Dan Jakes, Caroline Siede, Dan Neilan, Zach Brooke, Brianna Wellen, Becca James, Dennis DiClaudio, Mike Vanderbilt, Gabe Worgaftik August 6, 2018 | 5:00pm
aux Libs now being owned by straws, bikinis
By Gabe Worgaftik August 3, 2018 | 9:18pm
aux And now, a brief history of Donald Trump thinking the F-35 is actually invisible
By Gabe Worgaftik August 3, 2018 | 4:53pm
aux Celebrate Harry Potter's birthday with a bunch of Harry Potter ASMR, if that's your thing
By Gabe Worgaftik July 31, 2018 | 4:00pm
aux Nobody wants to fuck this frog
By Gabe Worgaftik July 26, 2018 | 7:00pm
aux The coolest government Twitter account is waging war on unsafe chairs
By Gabe Worgaftik July 24, 2018 | 8:30pm
aux Josh Brolin has peed his pants
By Gabe Worgaftik July 20, 2018 | 9:00pm
aux Modern-day samurai defeats 26 watermelons in glorious combat
By Gabe Worgaftik July 20, 2018 | 2:38pm
aux Here's a very detailed analysis of James Bond's bad, incorrect drink order
By Gabe Worgaftik July 17, 2018 | 5:32pm
aux Michael Jai White has finally explained his weird death scene in The Dark Knight
By Gabe Worgaftik July 16, 2018 | 5:52pm
aux Original Step Brothers screenplay was twice as long, included a long trip to SeaWorld
By Gabe Worgaftik July 10, 2018 | 7:28pm
aux Insane Clown Posse's Violent J is pissed off about low-quality furry suits, snakes
By Gabe Worgaftik July 10, 2018 | 4:47pm
aux Here’s genius Ben Affleck predicting the rise of Netflix and Spotify back in 2003
By Gabe Worgaftik July 9, 2018 | 3:36pm
aux These Disney robots will delight, eventually murder you
By Gabe Worgaftik June 29, 2018 | 7:25pm
aux It's 3 p.m., let's watch Alien Ant Farm crash the 2003 BET Awards
By Gabe Worgaftik June 22, 2018 | 8:00pm
aux The Weather Channel has turned into a postmodern nightmare
By Gabe Worgaftik June 22, 2018 | 3:46pm
aux People are hectoring AT&T to release Zack Snyder's cut of Justice League
By Gabe Worgaftik June 18, 2018 | 6:14pm
aux It's 3 p.m., let's watch RoboCop sell fried chicken in Korea
By Gabe Worgaftik June 8, 2018 | 8:00pm
aux Please enjoy "Smooth Criminal," now with every other beat removed
By Gabe Worgaftik June 7, 2018 | 4:38pm
