Articles by Randall Colburn
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aux Meet the 14-year-old pop star who’s literally being created with internet data
By Randall Colburn February 23, 2017 | 10:49pm
aux Let’s make fun of Milo Yiannopoulos’ impassioned 2014 essay defending Digimon
By Randall Colburn February 23, 2017 | 10:05pm
aux Like everything else, competitive eating sucked in the 17th century
By Randall Colburn February 22, 2017 | 6:36pm
aux Watch some maniac perform “Ode To Joy” using a pair of Glock pistols
By Randall Colburn February 22, 2017 | 5:54pm
aux This guy will only stop eating photos of Jason Segel when Jason Segel eats a photo of him
By Randall Colburn February 22, 2017 | 5:45pm
aux Marvel at Sterling Archer’s literary prowess with this supercut of his bad literature jokes
By Randall Colburn February 21, 2017 | 6:22pm
aux Somebody made a melancholy movie about friendship and explosions in GTA V
By Randall Colburn February 21, 2017 | 5:18pm
aux Gordon Ramsay is roasting amateur chefs on Twitter
By Randall Colburn February 21, 2017 | 5:06pm
aux Tiny Trump is back, in video form
By Randall Colburn February 20, 2017 | 10:42pm
aux Look at how stupid your favorite movie villains almost were
By Randall Colburn February 20, 2017 | 6:25pm
aux Read This: One woman’s horrifying experience as an Uber engineer
By Randall Colburn February 20, 2017 | 4:52pm
aux A short film detailing how to turn yourself into a Juggalo, should you feel so inclined
By Randall Colburn February 17, 2017 | 5:56pm
aux It may be time to retire Nickelback jokes
By Randall Colburn February 17, 2017 | 4:54pm
tv The finalists cook goat and craft cocktails in Guadalajara as Top Chef ’s finale approaches
By Randall Colburn February 17, 2017 | 7:52am
aux Traumatize your kids with R-rated movie scenes drawn in the style of a children’s book
By Randall Colburn February 16, 2017 | 8:10pm
aux A meta-argument that Arrival is actually about other, worse movies
By Randall Colburn February 16, 2017 | 4:40pm
aux Things aren’t looking good for that Apocalypse Now video game
By Randall Colburn February 16, 2017 | 3:20pm
aux Papa John’s and Pizza Hut sold heart-shaped pizzas yesterday that looked like war crimes
By Randall Colburn February 15, 2017 | 5:37pm
aux How much do Game Of Thrones characters resemble their descriptions in the books?
By Randall Colburn February 15, 2017 | 5:03pm
aux It’s time for a fond reappraisal of Sylvester Stallone’s 1996 action flop Daylight
By Randall Colburn February 15, 2017 | 3:48pm
aux Newscaster delivers harrowing indictment of February’s bleakness
By Randall Colburn February 15, 2017 | 3:36pm
