Articles by Reid McCarter
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aux Let's look at how well "digital fur technology" is doing to sell people on those Cats cats
By Reid McCarter July 19, 2019 | 7:18pm
aux We're not well after watching "Sick Song," the latest from the "Johny Johny Yes Papa" monsters
By Reid McCarter July 19, 2019 | 3:59pm
aux Real human being Mitt Romney wants to remind you that "hot dog is my favorite meat"
By Reid McCarter July 18, 2019 | 10:17pm
aux Area 51 whistleblower Bob Lazar says don't storm base: "No aliens or alien technology located there"
By Reid McCarter July 18, 2019 | 7:15pm
aux André 3000 just wandering the streets, playing the flute for delighted strangers
By Reid McCarter July 18, 2019 | 4:18pm
aux Rocket-shooting drone, controlled by weaponized wet blanket, shuts down street party
By Reid McCarter July 17, 2019 | 3:47pm
aux "Racist Euphemism Headline Generator" allows you to avoid calling Donald Trump, noted racist, a racist
By Reid McCarter July 16, 2019 | 5:41pm
aux Chicago's favorite alligator, Chance The Snapper, is alive, well, and so very small
By Reid McCarter July 16, 2019 | 3:27pm
aux Blow your nose, dry your eyes, and learn how The Blair Witch Project 's "confessional" scene was filmed
By Reid McCarter July 15, 2019 | 5:53pm
aux The French military is proud to unveil its very own hoverboard-riding, rifle-toting supervillain
By Reid McCarter July 15, 2019 | 3:49pm
aux Your attention, please: The goats have taken flight
By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 6:05pm
aux Some lunatics are performing Face/Off in iambic pentameter for New Yorkers this weekend
By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 4:11pm
aux Hell yeah, it's finally time for the people to rise up and storm Area 51
By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 3:22pm
aux Delta Air Lines wants "more detail" from man who says he was "sucked through the toilet hole"
By Reid McCarter July 11, 2019 | 6:39pm
aux We're pleased to introduce Chicago's very own alligator, "Chance The Snapper"
By Reid McCarter July 11, 2019 | 4:24pm
aux Disgruntled employee uses hockey app notifications to air payment, throat-punching-related grievances
By Reid McCarter July 11, 2019 | 2:52pm
aux Presenting "Conan The Bacterium" and other exceptionally-named academic papers
By Reid McCarter July 10, 2019 | 4:32pm
aux Yet another gender reveal has ended in flames and misery
By Reid McCarter July 10, 2019 | 3:33pm
aux Here's Stranger Things , but it's like an '80s anime, sort of
By Reid McCarter July 9, 2019 | 5:29pm
aux Embrace cartoon despair with the "Russian art film" version of The Simpsons ' opening
By Reid McCarter July 9, 2019 | 3:38pm
aux Marianne Williamson's new campaign strategy: critical reads of Neon Genesis Evangelion
By Reid McCarter July 8, 2019 | 6:42pm
