Chris Brown ends his asshole performance art piece on Twitter with a dialectic on immaturity, farting
As all performance art pieces must, the ongoing multimedia "Chris Brown" installation took a turn for the scatological this weekend, when Brown found himself engaged in a Twitter feud with comedian Jenny Johnson—an online dust-up that ended with Brown deleting his account, to the dismay of all who enjoy provocative explorations of fame's validation of execrable behavior and Instagram photos of hats. It all started when Johnson (who has a history of taunting Brown), called him a "worthless piece of shit," opening the door for a torrent of scat-play that included Brown saying, "I should fart while ur giving me top," as well as offering Johnson this heartwarming holiday message: "Mom says hello… She told me not to shart in your mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina." The symbolism of all ongoing discussion of Brown and his contributions to the pop-culture conversation thus firmly established, Brown also shored up his overall thesis by telling Johnson to "take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE."