Coachella adorably attempts to ban weed from this year's festival
Jeff Sessions and his elves are working on it, but for the time being, as of January 1, 2018, marijuana—sorry, cannabis—is legal for recreational use in the state of California. Nevertheless, the Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival, with the studied innocence of a high schooler who swears she’s just holding the baggie of pot her dad found in her room for a friend, is continuing to “ban” marijuana products from the grounds of its annual music festival.