Cosmopolitan, the magazine that believes that blindfolding your man is the solution to all of life’s problems, is developing a TV show about itself with the help of Bachelorette writer Leslye Headland. Presumably pitched as a flirtier, more fun take on Ugly Betty, the as-yet-unnamed pilot will focus on a woman who, after failing in her career as a political blogger, re-invents herself as the sex and dating editor of Cosmo. (Dress up like a elephant and tell him to filibuster you! Have him read aloud from the Affordable Care Act as you give him oral!)