Cow escapes ranch, heads to resort, gets stuck on a waterslide
A cow intended for the slaughterhouse has now been given a name and a stay of execution

In 2017's Okja, a “super pig” escapes from captivity and ends up having a grand, frequently horrifying adventure. Possibly having watched the film and taken inspiration from its plot, a cow in Brazil recently fled its ranch home and went on a slightly less cinematic adventure of its own: Getting stuck on a waterslide at a nearby resort.
Travel + Leisure writes that the cow took off from a cattle ranch located roughly 500 miles west of Rio de Janeiro and ended up on the grounds of a resort called Nova Granada. While there, perhaps in the midst of looking for a deck chair that could support its bovine anatomy, it somehow managed to get up the stairs of a waterslide and then carefully navigated its way down most of it. A video of the cow’s ride—which it seems pretty unimpressed with taking—lets us see exactly what all of this looks like.