Cunk On Life is brilliantly funny (and depressingly timely)
In a new Netflix special, “documentarian” Philomena Cunk gets delightfully dumb on everything from A.I. to arseholes.
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“Have you ever looked around at the limitless majesty of creation and wondered what all these forests, valleys, mountains, and puddles are actually for?” questions investigative reporter Philomena Cunk (a fake name so excellently stupid that Phoebe Buffay could have thought it up) at the start of her feature-length special, Cunk On Life, which just arrived on Netflix shortly after premiering on BBC Two. It looks and sounds a whole lot like other pondering documentaries found in the streamer’s extensive library. That is, until the opening punchline: “Well I haven’t, but others have.”
Cunk, of course, is the long-running and deliciously dim-witted character played by English actor-comedian Diane Morgan, who first appeared on Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe before breaking out with her own mockumentary series, 2018’s Cunk On Britain and 2022’s BAFTA-nominated Cunk On Earth. She’s taken on everything from Shakespeare to Christmas. And here, she’s tackling the biggest mystery of all: the meaning of life and how humans have tried to unravel its riddles through art, philosophy, religion, and science.
“In this landmark documentary special, I’ll travel the globe to walk in slow motion through picturesque locations, get up close to some of the most significant molecules in existence, and meet a variety of academics, experts, and professional mammals to ask some of the most significant questions you can say with a mouth,” our guide meta-announces in her trademark, unflappable deadpan, just moments after calling giraffes “long-necked horse monsters.”
Morgan remains a god-tier troll throughout the wide-ranging “documentary,” as Cunk sits opposite Nobel Laureates, neuroscientists, theologian scholars, and other big-brained folks to discuss creationism, evolution, nihilism, and the roots of human existence. Unlike its five-episode predecessor, however, Cunk On Life grants the presenter only 70 minutes to play with, which does give the proceedings a more scattered effect than those other mock-docs. Broken up into minutes-long “chapters,” the special whizzes viewers through the Old Testament (“the first entry in the Christian Cinematic Universe…Jesus isn’t in this one”), human physiology (“DNA is tiny but complex, like Tom Cruise”), and the works of Van Gogh (“a miserable redhead and own-ear vandal”). The short runtime means that Cunk & co. don’t go deep on any of these varied topics, though the special still leaves plenty of room for a repeat gag of Morgan’s natural Bolton accent turning the phrase “our souls” into “arseholes.”