Dan Aykroyd Would Like You To Try This Vodka In A Crystal Skull

By Amelie Gillette  |  October 3, 2008 | 5:00pm
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Dan Aykroyd Would Like You To Try This Vodka In A Crystal Skull
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When you think "Dan Aykroyd" what springs to mind? Ghostbusters? Obviously. Blues Brothers? Of course. His knockout performance as Britney Spears' father in Crossroads? Probably not. Psi Factor: Chronicles Of The Paranormal? If so, you're probably Canadian. Rosie O'Donnell dressed as a dominatrix? Somebody saw Exit To Eden.

But after enduring the following 8-minute infomercial, your perception of Dan Aykroyd will be forever altered. No longer will he be ghostbuster, or blues brother, or Britney's dad, or paranormal-themed anthology show host, or undercover cop at a sex resort with Rosie O'Donnell. After you click play and absorb this infomercial, when you think "Dan Aykroyd" only one image will come to mind: A crystal skull filled with vodka.

(via BWE)

Wow. If there was an award for Hardest Vodka Sell (Novelty Bottle Category), Dan Aykroyd would definitely win. I didn't know that crystal skulls were more than just the underpinning for a disappointing Indiana Jones movie. They're such mystical, powerful, and mysterious things. To drink vodka from one of them (or, you know, a replica of one of them) must get you so spiritually wasted. Next, Dan Akyroyd should make a bottle in the shape of energy, and fill it with tequila.

As the Crystal Head Vodka website explains:

Brought together, the Crystal Heads are said to contain vast knowledge and enlightenment capable of unlocking our most enigmatic ancient mysteries.

Alone, each is believed to house radiant psychic energy, which has magical powers and healing properties.

And vodka. Don't forget the vodka.

 
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