While other celebrities tend to value their privacy and keep their opinions close to the vest, David Crosby, of CSNY and sperm-donation fame, has quickly become one of the most accessible music icons out there. This is due in large part to Crosby’s willingness to answer any and all questions posed to him on Twitter with a curt, one-to-five-word truth bomb. Whether you’re asking what his dog’s name is or if he’s ever met Hulk Hogan, Crosby will tell it like it is, even if that means totally shitting on a band half a decade after everyone else stopped shitting on them.