The Dexter revival is a rumor (or joke) that won’t die, instead slipping off to the Pacific Northwest with some silly facial hair. Two and a half years after Showtime inadvertently sparked hope among fans eager to see a murderous lumberjack—or perhaps a reversal of everything that happened in the last several seasons—the network has once again had to deny that there are any future adventures planned for the retired blood splatter analyst.
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