Seth Meyers risks ruining his home life by day drinking with Dua Lipa

Meyers definitely put his family’s goodwill to the test this time around, taking a shot rather than rank his children but admitting that “of course” he has a favorite amongst his two sons and daughter. “By the way, my kids, if you’re grown up and you’re watching this on YouTube, you know who you are,” he said, adding in a sing-song, “You’re a girl!”

Later on in the pair’s game of truth or shot he joked about his least favorite late night host (John Oliver, with whom he’s performing a New Year’s Eve show) and what he hates most about being a dad. “They’re so dumb,” he complained. “Who?” Dua asked. “My kids. They’re so stupid,” Meyers (presumably) joked. “And you know what the dumbest thing about—they can’t even [bleep] put gloves on. You know, like, with gloves you’re like, just put your [bleep]—make your fingers like this, and then put your [bleep]—that’s the glove—the shape—the glove is the instruction.”

Poor Seth, beset by excessive alcohol intake and children’s gloves! By contrast, Dua Lipa gave away much less—she took shots rather than reveal the most famous person who ever slid in her DMs or someone she thinks is a fake ass bitch. She took so many shots, in fact, that by the end of the game she could “barely see straight.”

“At this point, Dua said she needed a few minutes,” some scrolling text revealed shortly after a drunken Dua asked, “What’s next?” “A few minutes later Dua’s team said she needed a few minutes more. A few minutes after that her team said ‘Dua has to go home now.’ This meant no Barbie Dream House used as a shot luge. And no Seth and Dua recreating the ‘Houdini’ music video. But Dua Lipa would eventually sober up and live a long and fruitful life, and win many, many Grammys. And Seth Meyers would go on to lose many, many, many Emmys (and BAFTAS) to John Oliver.”