Dwayne Johnson's Black Adam movie gobbles up The Shallows director Jaume Collet-Serra

Just as our old pal Shazam! must pull his mystical, Zachary Levi-transforming powers from an ancient wizard living in a rock, so to does his eventual nemesis, Black Adam, draw his ability to exist from a semi-divine source: Dwayne Johnson’s enduring desire to get a fucking Black Adam movie on the books. Johnson has been pushing for the chance to star in a movie about this particular DC Comics C-Lister for like five years now, presumably on the grounds that the Egyptian mystical former-champion is as close as he’s ever going to get to supervillain-style reboot of The Scorpion King. (In fact, Adam was originally supposed to appear in Shazam!, before everyone remembered how hard it would be to make audiences give a shit about anything happening on the screen that wasn’t centered on The Rock.)