Female porn stars have higher self-esteem than other women, according to penetrating study

By Sean O'Neal | November 26, 2012 | 9:20pm

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According to a study quickly conceived by researchers who were surprised by their wives, female porn stars have been declared to have higher self-esteem, a more positive body image, a "more spiritual" existence, and an overall "better quality of life" than women who aren't porn stars, challenging assumptions long held by people who find themselves thinking about the quality of life of female porn stars. Instead, findings published in the latest edition of the Journal Of Sex Research reveal that—while certain stereotypes regarding having sex at a younger age, experimenting with drugs, and enjoying sex particularly when there is a paycheck involved held true—the common conception that porn stars endure some self-loathing or have suffered some form of sexual abuse is false, at least among the 177 porn actresses who were polled, repeatedly and from various angles.

In fact, compared to the study's control group of non-porn star women, female porn stars were found to be "just as psychologically healthy or even healthier" than non-porn stars, with the actresses having gratefully experienced all that life has to offer only to cheerfully demand that they be given more, just as hard and fast as life can give it. These findings were furthermore deemed to be scientifically accurate, as porn stars are nothing if not brutally honest. Anyway, you can read all about how porn stars are not actually exploited into living lives of cheap, sinful debasement for your amusement in the researchers' published study, "What? It's Not Like They Have A Problem With It."