How many times have you lounged in bed ensconced in the comforting blue glow of the 1994 Sandra Bullock/Dennis Miller Internet thriller The Net streaming from your laptop—that movie is the only thing, besides 4 Ambien, that gets you to sleep anymore—and thought to yourself, "Someone should really update this movie for today's audiences." Well, someone finally has. Kind of.
Behold the trailer for iMurders—An Internet thriller starring Billy Dee Williams that is basically The Net updated for the year 2002.
Be sure to post the trailer on your Facespaces, MyGroups, and LiveDiaries! And write about it on your Twittzlers. Also, if you belong to a homicidal chat room, let everyone in there know that this movie is for/about them!
Two Things:
1. When Law & Order: SVU finds out that someone else is using Facespace as a MySpace/Facebook placeholder, they're gonna be really upset.
2. Any movies that features scene after scene of furious typing, or a murder by vlogging shouldn't be allowed to call itself a "thriller". Movies like this are clearly anti-thrillers, or, put simply, iThrillers.
