Fox attempting to mold a Play-Doh movie with Paul Feig
Following the overwhelming box-office success of The Lego Movie, the Transformers series, and, uh, Ouija, the toymakers at Hasbro have apparently gone back to the old toy chest looking for a new blockbuster movie franchise and found it empty, save for a dried-up old lump of Play-Doh caked to the bottom. “This’ll have to do,” the real-life Santa’s Elves and professional delighters of children said to themselves, the childlike sense of wonder that led them to their chosen careers dulled by years of test marketing and revenue projections.