Whether you think of it as the unofficial end of summer—Pumpkin Spice Lattes, the second most important harbinger of the changing seasons after The Onion’s Mr. Autumn Man, return to Starbucks today—or as one of the last vestiges of the dying American labor movement, Labor Day can be kind of depressing. (Or heartening, depending on your views on chilly weather and right-to-work laws.) And, well, Newswire won’t be here to cheer you up, because we’re taking the day off.