Happy Memorial Day, everybody

In case you haven’t gone outside for a while and aren’t sure what day it is—always a possibility for The A.V. Club readers and staff alike—today’s Memorial Day, the day when we here in the U.S. remember our fallen veterans by eating and drinking too much, as we do on all holidays. We also take the day off of work, the better to lay flat on our backs and moan softly after eating a series of barbecued meats and/or meat substitutes.