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It has become increasingly difficult, over the years, to defend Eli Roth. My interest in doing so originates with 2002’s Cabin Fever, the pieces of which have always been alluringly disjointed—equal parts teenage mishap parable, splatter-y body horror, dark Angelo Badalamenti-scored eroticism, and goofball bro humor. The Hostel movies reduced this mix to something nastier and less artful, nothing but high-fives and disembowelments. Roth seemed an exploitative chronicler of awful, horny men, a reputation that transferred, ultimately, to the director himself, thanks in part to a preening turn in front of the camera as “The Bear Jew” in Inglourious Basterds. That part was originally supposed to go to Adam Sandler, tapping into his deep well of inner rage; instead, we got a SoCal party guy doing his best Andy Samberg.
Thus last year’s remake of Cabin Fever, which I watched recently in the midst of a daylong bender of barely sentient streaming, functioned as something of a manual memory wipe for me. Produced by Eli Roth, it reuses his original script in slightly pared-down form. Our review concluded that, at the very least, the remake made the original seem better by comparison, which is true—director Travis Z butchers the pacing of, for example, the tender moment during which a longtime crush is unwittingly consummated with an open wound. He also recasts the party guy cop as a sexy woman cop, which is just the sort of bold misdirection that can sink a remake. But the film has the added negative of making my gentle arguments in Roth’s favor even more difficult. Is the “pancakes” thing even funny? What was 2002 Clay thinking? Did he just want to see Rider Strong die? (Answers: No; weed; and yes.) Hopefully Roth never gets around to remaking Knock Knock in 2029, sullying my argument that it’s the best trashy erotic thriller of this decade.
While I’ve seen chunks of various films in ESPN’s celebrated 30 For 30 documentary series since it debuted in 2009, I hadn’t sat down to watch one from start to finish until recently, after I found a deal for a multiple-disc edition commemorating 30 For 30’s fifth anniversary. While I’ve barely made a dent in the 20 Blu-rays, I’ve made some headway on them and some more recent episodes.
If you’re unfamiliar, 30 For 30 is a series of roughly hour-long documentaries, each about a different sports-related topic handled by a different director. Crucially, the stories are contextualized enough so that viewers who aren’t, say, familiar with the ’80s reign of the New York Islanders will still appreciate the insane story of how a Texas businessman nearly conned his way into owning the team. These are films made to be appreciated by people with varying interest levels in sports, so they’re perfect for a casual fan like me.
It’s also notable that, much of the time, directors have a personal connection to their chosen topic: In the case of that Islanders episode, it’s superfan Kevin Connolly (Entourage’s E, now making a go of it as a director); or it’s Barry Levinson and his hometown Baltimore Colts (“The Band That Wouldn’t Die”); or Steve James and Allen Iverson, who both hail from Hampton, Virginia (“No Crossover: The Trial Of Allen Iverson”); or Billy Corben and his alma mater, the University Of Miami (“The U”).