With the imminent departure of Weeds and The Big C leaving a void in Showtime’s once-robust “women with a secret” programming, enter Jodie Foster, one of entertainment’s most famous women with a secret (i.e, that she makes excellent zucchini bread). Foster has signed on to direct and executive produce Angie’s Body, a mob drama from former Heroes writer Rob Fresco about a “shrewd, sexy and, when necessary, lethal woman” who runs a family-based crime syndicate—like a female version of The Sopranos, let’s say, so that we're in chorus with everyone else who will read this premise and say, “Say, that sounds like a female version of The Sopranos.”