Just in time for Thanksgiving, here are some wonderfully obscure insults

It’s a time-honored tradition in America for conversations around the Thanksgiving dinner table to devolve into shouting and name-calling whenever controversial topics are brought up. (How about that election, Grandpa!) Since it’s going to happen anyway, people might as well arm themselves beforehand by watching “Classy Insults From Latin And Greek,” a new video by linguist and author Arika Okrent and artist Sean O’Neill. Here, narrator Okrent simply names some of her favorite, antiquated insults—wonderfully nasty epithets forgotten by time—while O’Neill illustrates them on a whiteboard. Okrent says that these words provide a way to destroy one’s enemies in a debate “without resorting to the tired tropes of excretion and sexual metaphors.” These words are also good for anyone who wants to talk like Jonathan Harris from Lost In Space. Highlights include: