Detroit Love Lives Bleeding screening ends in arrest for... well...

This, er, information comes via Twitter/X user @UglyXKorean (confirmed by Variety), who posted a very NSFW photo of a man passed out at the screening with his penis exposed on Thursday night. “Went to go see Love Lies Bleeding and this drunk guy jacked himself off to sleep,” he captioned the photo, which showed the man next to a table filled with an opened package of cigarettes, a vape, and one opened and one unopened bottle of Fireball whiskey. My dude… come on!

In a later photo, @UglyXKorean also showed police walking through the lobby of the theater before they arrested the man, according to a reply. (“He was sitting in the back of the car when I left.”) In a statement to Variety, the theater’s manager confirmed that there would be an ongoing investigation into the incident.

While we’re all adults and it feels like we really shouldn’t have to say this as many times as we do, no one seems to be getting it so we’ll just go ahead and say it one more time: don’t be a dick in communal spaces! It’s that simple! While this is obviously an extreme example, with the recent trend of terrible concert antics and increased bad behavior in general, it honestly isn’t as shocking as it should be. Hopefully, those interrupted theater-goers will get another chance to see Rose Glass’ excellent film. Despite what we said at the top of this article, if anyone should get to see a film in the unmediated comfort of their own home, it’s them.