New MTV Show Forces You To Wish Four Strangers Dead

Hey, what do you want to do before you die? If you answered, "I want to friend a dream," you're both infuriating and out of luck because MTV says you can't friend a dream. Sorry. Maybe you should fake a terminal illness and get the Make A Wish foundation to upload a profile picture of a baby in angel wings asleep on a cloud and create a Facebook profile for "A Dream," so you can add it as a friend. It's not exactly "friending a dream," but terminal-illness-faking, Make-A-Wish-foundation-swindling, infuriating inspiro-speaking beggars can't be choosers.
But if you answered, "Watch some aggressively earnest, reality-show approximation of The Bucket List on MTV, even though The Bucket List is three years old at this point and even Jack Nicholson didn't seem to enjoy it," then you can die with a freshly checked-off to-do list in your pocket because MTV made this for you: